This entry will not likely be of particular interest to anyone but my friend Joe (check his blog for some funny stuff). I was channel surfing the other night, and landed on some VH1 special about “sexiest people alive” or some dribble like that. Anyway, like a car accident, I stopped and watched for a few minutes. They were talking about Prince William (at least, I think it was him; whichever the older of the two it is). Then they had some other people talk about him, and one was the lovely Jenna Jameson. (For those of you living under a rock, she’s a porn star, so the link should be followed by “adults” only.) There was a point to all this, which is: she said she loves a “man with minions” and that she’d love to “smurf” (see this post on why “smurf” is used here) such a man.
Well, Joe has worked at AOL for several years now, and has always mentioned that he’d know he’d made it once he had minions. Sadly for him, he has no minions. But Joe, when you do, be sure to tell Jenna.
