If that title didn’t grab your attention, I don’t know what will. That phrase popped into my head some time ago, and I always thought it would be funny to have a T-shirt with that phrase on there. So I finally got my lazy self around to Googling it, and don’t you know somebody has already created such a T-shirt.
In my “research,” I think I found out where I first read about it. I believe it was in connection with a story about a T-shirt that Planned Parenthood was selling with the phrase “I had an abortion.” Apparently, all those right-wing groups were adamantly against it, and someone somewhere made the comment that putting “I had an abortion” on a T-shirt was in some way equivalent to putting “I kick puppies” on a T-shirt.
I disagree. “I kick puppies” is much funnier.
