Finally! 24 is back and with a bang – literally. I was moving when the nuke went off and literally stopped for a moment. Holy crap! I can’t believe they did that in Hour 4! Now what?!? Apparently four more suitcase nukes to locate.
Some observations from the first four hours:
- Biting the first terrorists neck. Was he channeling The Lost Boys? Jack Bauer’s no vampire. If a vampire saw Jack Bauer, it would drive a stake through its own heart.
- How can Jack even be walking after getting stabbed in the back with that giant needle? Oh, wait. I forgot. He’s Jack Bauer.
- What about moving his left arm after getting stabbed with that large knife? Ditto.
- Notice how while Assad was driving, Jack wasn’t wearing a seatbelt? Jack Bauer doesn’t need seatbelts.
- On stealing the Jeep: “Don’t get up.” Classic.
My wife thinks I’m nuts for laughing at that last one (this is the first time she’s watched the show). For more laughs, I suggest the Random Jack Bauer facts. Although these were initially inspired by the insanely funny Chuck Norris facts. I dare you to read more than a page of the Chuck Norris facts without laughing your ass off.
