I’m referring to the Cyber Apocalypse, of course. Now, I’m not normally a doom-sayer, as I think such things as reserved for street corner prophets (read: crazy people). But three signs over the weekend, one on each day, have led me to believe that we’ll all pretty much screwed.
- Friday: Wing Bowl still exists. Why this is a sign: Gluttony and drunken debauchery before noon. Plus, it has a Wikipedia entry. Surely a portent.
- Saturday: 30,000 people went to Punxsutawney, PA for Groundhog Day. Why this is a sign: Large crowds believe a rodent can predict the future.
- Sunday: Eli Manning is Super Bowl MVP. Why this is a sign: This is just plan wrong.
Sharpen those survival skills!
Tags: cyber apocalypse, Eli Manning, Groundhog Day, Wing Bowl