Archive for 2008

I can’t win my office NCAA Tourney pool

Monday, March 31st, 2008

Yet again, I fail to win the office pool. But, I can finish second if Kansas beats UCLA for the title. Not bad, since I was tied for 36th place after the first two rounds. The guy who was leading can finish no better than 14th or something like that. Though I continue to believe that the most points are really gained in a pool like this in the first and second rounds. In the later rounds, more often than not, logic takes over and the Cinderellas wind up going home.

This year is rather unique in that it’s the first time since the field expanded to 64 teams (1985) that all four #1 seeds have made it to the Final Four. Kind of shocking really.

And as a total non-sequitur to close this out, it is insanely difficult to type this while holding Caroline. One-handed typing is definitely not my thing.

Duke-gusted

Tuesday, March 25th, 2008

After Duke’s lackluster loss to West Virginia in the NCAA tournament, I could only think of one thing: where’s the enthusiasm from the coaches? Coach K is normally fairly calm on the sidelines, but can blow a gasket on purpose when needed to spark the team. That spark was sorely lacking. And it’s a disturbing trend over the last few seasons – just not enough emotion from the bench.

Credit to West Virginia for a game well-played, though Duke should have lost to Belmont (another uninspired performance). What almost happened against Belmont was what happened last year against VCU – throw a few very fast players on the court and watch Duke try to keep up. That’s simply from a lack of many fast players (one or two won’t beat four).

Plus, West Virginia highlighted the common Duke problems from the past few seasons:

  1. Live by the three, die by the three. When the shots aren’t falling, the points aren’t there, period.
  2. Lack of a solid big man and no depth in the post. Zoubek may not have been at 100%, but even if he was, that wouldn’t have been enough. That led to WV’s 2:1 rebounding edge. That’s embarrassing.
  3. Not having anyone who wants to take charge of the game. Everyone seemed very content to let someone else shoot. And then not follow a shot for a rebound, instead scattering like cockroaches away from the rim assuming that the shot would go in.
  4. Paulus’ inability or lack of authority to run the offense without having to get every play from the bench. His looking for instructions during the Belmont game led to an easy steal.

Now, let’s not confuse things. I really don’t have a problem with Duke losing a game or two (or more), as long as the effort is there from all facets of the game. A simple fact is that some games, the other guys may just be better or playing better that day or (sinfully) want to win more.

Reality TV redux

Tuesday, February 26th, 2008

I was thinking while in the shower this morning (and oddity in and of itself) that with the Hollywood writers’ strike now over, there might be some reduction in the number of reality shows. Which, as you might guess, is a good thing. An aside: There was a print ad a few years ago for a beer (I forget which watered-down swill) that had the line “Let’s get back to fake TV and real breasts.” Or something like that.

Anyway… I was thinking that maybe some reality shows needed to be combined to cut down the total number and shake things up a bit. I just thought of a few:

  • Gene Simmons Rock of Love Intervention: Gene Simmons prevents women from dating Bret Michaels. Let’s face it: he’s washed up and needs a career boost. Gene would be doing them a favor. Or maybe just doing them.
  • Scott Baio is 46 and in Celebrity Rehab: Might actually need a career jolt more than Bret Michaels.
  • The Biggest Dancing with the Loser Stars: The weight loss phenomenon goes dancing! Millions of saps will watch until they see the horror of the Michael Moore wardrobe malfunction. Hosted by Oprah!

Oh my God, they killed Omar!

Monday, February 25th, 2008

You bastards!

Wow. Watching last night’s episode of The Wire I was stunned when Omar got dropped. I was holding the baby, leaning forward with my mouth open. Just plain stunned. Karen asked, “You didn’t see that coming, didn’t you.”

“Hell no.”

I’m still stunned. The one thing I would have thought I would have been able to guess about this story is that Omar would have been the last man standing. Or limping as his “Spider-Man shit” (per Marlo) left him with a broken ankle.  But that’s the great thing about this show – always keeps you guessing.

Introducing Miss Caroline

Monday, February 25th, 2008

Miss Caroline Grace Shaw-Gelman was born on February 18, 2008 at 5:16am. She was 21 inches long and weighed 8 pounds, 8 ounces. Since Darling wife weighs about 100 pounds or so, that’s a big baby!

Here’s her first quasi-official picture (it’s a little dark, but I didn’t want the flash to startle her).

Caroline - 1 day old

Random Cabbage Patching

Friday, February 8th, 2008

Tonight, we went out for dinner at The Ugly American, which is just a few blocks away. On the way back, Victoria suddenly said “Cabbage patch!” and started doing the Cabbage Patch dance (I’m not sure which is the more lame link: Wikipedia or this “instructional” video) as we were walking down the street. Aren’t kids great?

Signs that the apocalypse is nigh

Monday, February 4th, 2008

I’m referring to the Cyber Apocalypse, of course. Now, I’m not normally a doom-sayer, as I think such things as reserved for street corner prophets (read: crazy people). But three signs over the weekend, one on each day, have led me to believe that we’ll all pretty much screwed.

  1. Friday: Wing Bowl still exists. Why this is a sign: Gluttony and drunken debauchery before noon. Plus, it has a Wikipedia entry. Surely a portent.
  2. Saturday: 30,000 people went to Punxsutawney, PA for Groundhog Day. Why this is a sign: Large crowds believe a rodent can predict the future.
  3. Sunday: Eli Manning is Super Bowl MVP. Why this is a sign: This is just plan wrong.

Sharpen those survival skills!

I’m fucking Matt Damon!

Friday, February 1st, 2008

This video (YouTube link); also available on ABC.com at better quality with just the music video part (no lead-in or lead-out, plus you may need to download a plugin), from Sarah Silverman on the Jimmy Kimmel Live show, is hilarious. No, there’s no nudity or anything like that. Just watch it. Also via Preston and Steve (thanks guys!) who mentioned it this morning and played some of the audio.

ESPN’s Chris Berman blows a gasket

Friday, February 1st, 2008

Somehow, this video footage got released of Berman losing his mind at someone for doing something during MNF. Not quite sure what it is though. Saw the link on Preston and Steve’s site.

No more CARS?

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008

Can it really be true? Was it some figment of my imagination? Read the post and see for yourself. While I didn’t comment on all the Crazy Apple Rumors, I’ve been a loyal reader for some time now (I forget how long). I will miss Jennifer frickin’ Connelly, Pudding over IP, and speculation about when Apple will introduce Lesbian Ninja Sexbots. If none of this makes any sense to you and you think I’ve completely lost my mind, you’ve never read CARS. Shame on you. :-p