I was at the office on Sunday, and ran a few errands at lunch. As I was walking, I was behind this woman wearing a “trendy” outfit: calf-high boots, black leggings, and a sweater that almost covered her butt. She was a little concerned about not being covered, as she kept pulling the sweater down. Then I guess she heard me, as she became rather self-conscious about it, trying to pull the sweater down more. She then stopped to do a little window shopping.
Apparently, my not looking like Brad Pitt caused her to stop.
Darlin’, if you don’t want everyone to look at you and your butt, you should look in the mirror before you leave the house.