Ahhh... warm weather

And with the warm weather comes women in skirts. (I'll let those among you whose minds are in the gutter to finish off the train of "comes" thoughts on your own. This will still be here when you get back.) However, like with all things, you also get the bad, and (clichéd as it is, but in this case highly accurate), you also get the ugly. Now I'm no fashion maven, nor a particularly snazzy dresser, but I don't think I embarrass myself when I walk out of my apartment. But ladies, many of you could use a visit from the Fashion Police. Or at least, an honest mirror. Just as you won't see me in short running shorts or a Speedo (thank whatever god you believe in for that), you will see far too many women wearing absolutely the wrong thing. Yes, I'm talking to the fatties out there who insist on wearing the half top to show me their rolls of fat. Or the tight tops with the gut underneath. (If you're pregnant, you're excused from that, but the rest of you need a gut-check, bad pun intended.)

To those of you who look good in the skimpy outfits, I humbly thank you on behalf of the male gender.