It's Just a Frickin' Horse!

The past week plus has only proven to me how desperate a city Philadelphia has become to embrace a sports champion of any sort. Since the Kentucky Derby winner is from here, we've been subjected to at least one article a day on the front page of the sports section on the subject. I mean, it's a <bleeping> horse! I'll bet it doesn't even know it won! (I know there's a Seinfeld bit about horse racing, but since I'm not a Seinfeld fan, I'll let those of you who are clue me in.)